Oooh look! It's another jackass posting meaningless bullshit nobody gives a shit about!!

Earlier today,whilejerking off to Redtube and crying contemplating the universe and man's place in it, I had an epiphany. "Ya know what there's not nearly enough of?", I said to myself. "Overweight misanthropic assholes posting profanity laden rants about stupid bullshit nobody gives two shits about." Hence this well-designed and visually stunning blog. A truly original concept. I'm sure you're amazed and tingling with anticipation at the totally original and entertaining nuggets of wisdom to come.